As I write this it is a nice sunny evening.
As it should be.
A few hours ago it was snowing.
Which I'm pretty sure - correct me if I'm wrong - ISN'T SUPPOSSED TO SODDING HAPPEN IN SODDING JULY!!! So there, Yorkshire and Wimbledon are not the only places to have crap weather in July, although no one has died yet here - unlike Wimbledon - poor Henman.
No matter, the straight was completed with the crazy thunder storms in between. Besides it doesn't matter, at the moment I'd quite happily sing in the snow as well as the rain, but I'm not going into why I'm so happy because I'm not so there! You'll get what you're given and if that snotty-nosed little bastard Oliver asks for some more he'll get a damned good thrashing!
Last week Chris and his friend Luke visited, which in turn led to meeting their friend Henri - who happens to work for a Luxembergen MEP who's in the EPP - which is worse as she used to be a Socialist and then turned to the dark side!!! An Apostate of the highest order to be scorned at every turn!!!
That said he was a nice bloke.
As you can imagine last week was abit of a drunken mess but most of the stuff that I did has to do with why I'm happy so sod off. Am just writing to let you know I'm still alive and out of my general funk! I will however have some shite to write later this week as I'm in London tomorrow for an Interview and am getting a trip round Downing Street with a friend who works there, not bad hey? And if we're all lucky maybe I'll be involve in some sort of exciting Terrorist activity, maybe they'll be hostages, and I'll be trapped in the same building, and then kick ass without my shoes on, and THEN HANS WILL PAY AN- Ahem - sorry Die Hard overload, the medication usually works but I missed my John Mclane addicts support group this week, apologies.
Anyway, then next week I'm in Stras then a week kicking back then I'm back in the UK. That's right your peace will be at an end, the Home Office has failed in their bid to make Belgium keep me, coming to a Pub near you soon!
You're screwed.
C'est la vie - gotta love those ups and downs hey?
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